What's happening in France?
The streets are loud, the baguettes are hostage and the rats are running Paris now.
Contract address drops at launch
Everyone is asking what's happening in France. Simple: the rats got tired of living under the restaurants and moved upstairs. Beret on, baguette secured, Eiffel Tower annexed. Vive les rats.
Beret secured
Every rat in Paris owns a beret. It is the law now.
Baguette reserve
100% of the city's baguettes are held in cold storage under the Seine.
The timeline asked
"What's happening in France" got the whole timeline asking. This is the answer.